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Kaiser Battles: Jin Saotome VS Domon Kasshu (Cyberbots VS G Gundam)

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THE FIGHT On a lonely island located in the pacific ocean, Domon Kasshu meditates. After the defeat of the Devil Gundam and his wedding with Rain, it was hard for him to find some time for himself and his continuous training, but he managed to take some time off. While the sun was setting, the King of Hearts remembered his time with his master and got up for another session of combat practice. Out of nowhere, a loud shattering sound could be heard from the coast of the island, along with a large light column appearing. Domon ran to the coast and was surprised with what he found there on the beach. A young man wearing what seemed like a white pilot suit jumped out of a huge bright red mecha and instantly pointed at him. That was Jin Saotome. "HEY, YOU THERE", shouted the young pilot, "WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED? WHAT AM I DOING HERE?" Jin remembered being blinded by a strange light while flying on his way to the Satell...

Derek Zoolander Character Blog

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“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.”  ‒Ralph Waldo Emerson Once the world’s greatest male model, Derek Zoolander eventually began searching for something more meaningful than fame, fashion, and being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. Yet every attempt to leave that life behind only pulled him back into a world of conspiracies, exploitation, and increasingly absurd chaos. Beneath the impossible hairstyles and spectacular lack of common sense, however, lies a surprisingly capable and genuinely sincere man who has survived far more than any model reasonably should. Will Derek Zoolander prove he’s really, really, ridiculously difficult to kill? Let’s find out how much he could pack on a  DEATH BATTLE! Before We Start… Our research for Zoolander consists of only three movies: the original Zoolander, the awful sequel Zoolander 2, and the somehow even worse and barely acknowledged Zoolander: Su...

Pennywise Beats The Allegations (feat. Kether)

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“We all float down here.” Brief Disclaimers Kaiser: This blog was 100% written and researched by Kether (also known as Kira) , a good friend of mine. Like Davoth VS The God Emperor of Mankind , this is a project separated from TGTQVS blogs that we are merely hosting so it can reach a wider audience. The original document has been slightly altered in formatting for the sake of presentation, but its contents are largely untouched with the exception of one or two custom images. You can read the original document here , so enjoy! You might be wondering about Ryuko Matoi vs Cutie Honey , which should come out soon. In case you wanna read our last analysis, Inuyasha vs Kurama , click here . Flip and Yerm helped with formating, and L.A.D. did our initial image, so a thanks to them! Kether: The uninitiated reader may read this blog and be confused as to the many many sources cited that seem on the surface to have nothing to do with It, so I shall take a moment to el...