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Derek Zoolander VS Zohan Dvir (Zoolander VS You Don't Mess with the Zohan)

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“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.”  ‒Ralph Waldo Emerson Derek Zoolander, the world-famous male supermodel turned accidental assassin conspiracy stopper. Zohan Dvir, the former greatest Israeli soldier turned hairstylist. Once the greatest in their respective fields, these two legends searched for something more meaningful than the lives that made them icons. But despite trying to leave their old lives behind, both found themselves dragged back into worlds of conspiracies, exploitation, and absurd chaos. Beneath the ridiculous hairstyles and airheaded personalities, however, lie two surprisingly capable men whose greatest strength may actually be their sincerity. Will Zohan Dvir make his opponent silky-smooth? Or will Derek Zoolander prove he’s really, really, ridiculously difficult to kill? Let’s settle this debate once and for all, and find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE! Before We Start… IMPORTANT NO...